1. Leave the room where butt cream is readily available. They will find it. They will smear it all over.
2. Leave a cup of anything within reach. It will be all down the front of them and covering the floor within 2.5 seconds.
3. Loose any type of writing utensil in a room that they reside. They will find it and use it all over your walls, doors and furniture.
4. Slip and use a swear word. They will bring it out at the most embarrassing time when everyone within a 100 yards of you can hear.
5. Keep candy in the same place. They will get a chair, climb up and find it. Eat it. Smear it.